More Kennethisms

Time to time my brother can be really clever.=) So as I am sure he won't add you as a friend, believe me I have tried, I thought I would post some of his facebook updates for you to enjoy:


Kenneth R Brinkman is your book of the month.

Kenneth R Brinkman should be a travel agent, because he's always canceling peoples ego trips.

Kenneth R Brinkman is constantly telling strangers, "I'm pretty sure I smell milk."

Kenneth R Brinkman is wondering so whatcha, whatcha, whatcha want. Got on the addidas warm up suit on kicking it straight old school.

Kenneth R Brinkman has a pretty good net, but just can't seem to catch a break.

Kenneth R Brinkman thinks that some good advice is to never start a land war in Asia, and never trust a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Kenneth R Brinkman can bench press a house, but only one rep, any more your asking for trouble. I knew a witch who I believe was from the north. She tried it more then once and was killed by a redneck, and her little dog too. Not so good times!

Nice ones Kenneth!

Where have you been all my life?

Let me just preface this post with some words of wisdom that my BFF Mandi would say, "I am such a nerd." Or this sweet little ditty,"Don't you judge me!"

While perusing her blog today I stumbled on to a little piece of heaven. I am sure you are wondering what in the world would enlist such a response. This little gem http://www.graphicsfairy.blogspot.com/

Why am I just now finding out about this??!! OK I am calm...the important thing is now I do know about it so my life can begin.

So of course I can show you some goodies I found....

You may or may not know I have an unnatural affection for the Eiffel Tower. My goal is to have one in EVERY room of the house apparently. I am well on my way.

I love old pics like this. Isn't she a cutie.

Last but not least two of my FAV-O-RITES......

This was a cover for some sheet music. I think it is wonderful! Click on it so you can see the detail, the little bird, and the sea out the window. sigh. So pretty.

This one is actually three different pics that I put together. I love it. It is going in my bedroom. Oh yes, It will be mine.

I have others. Many, many, others, but you don't want to see mine. Go find your own!

13 and counting...or Lucky 13!

Well here they are two crazy kids...who 13 years ago fell in love and decided to be together forever.(wow.. forever is a long time..Some days it is longer than others!=)

these are our engagement pics... the first picture taken of Mrs & Mr Nathan Harward

have to show a pic of the cake!! It ALL was gone by the end of the night. Oh yeah and each layer was a different flavor. The BEST cake EVER!!!!
Partied out!! "Can I go home now?"

I love ya Nathan! Thanks for being my best friend!

Nate the great is eight!!

OK so my sweet Nate has been eight for a while now. I know I am a slacker. Anywho would ya like to see the pics? Alright then stop complaining...here they are...

birthday cupcakes...the kids helped me decorate.

So here is what he REALLY, REALLY wanted and asked me for about a million times. He finished the game in three days.

"What?! All the green stuff is for me? THANKS GRANDMA AND GRANDPA!!!!"

So these are from before his party... we spent the day at the zoo. Nana and Poppy enjoying their meal of dirt pizza, dirt soda, and for desert dirt cake. YUMMY!

Little Momma and JOJO!

What's up with the salute there partner? Well at least his tongue isn't sticking out.

the grand babies in the hole.=)

See he can be nice when he wants too.

Here is most of the clan. I really love Nick there in the front giving himself a little adjustment. I tried to find one that he didn't have his hands in his pants, but this was as close as it got.=)

Here he is dressed in white ready to get baptized.
This is my favorite. Just after he was baptized. I love my Nate. He really is a sweet kid!

(I would show you all the yummy food, but it got wiped out! ALL OF IT! It was some good

eats!=) It was a wonderful day!!!

I'm no He-Whore! by:Nathan Harward

Had the best time with my girl tonight, we took the time to go see the new Twilight movie Eclipse, which I thought was very good. Yes, if you want to know I am totally team Jacob, hot, hairy and stinky! Although I am not a fan of tween age vampire movies because most are predictable and geared towards 12-17 year old girls. The one scene that threw me for a loop was when Bella and Edward had the house to themselves. Of course one way or another they end up in the bedroom. As Bella is contemplating being turned into a vampire by Edward she tells him there is one thing she would like to do in her human form, and of course you guessed it... bumping uglies. As they begin to get hot and heavy Edward pauses, and says,"No Bella...I can't take your Christmas until we are married." Needless to say my jaw hit the floor. What a breath of fresh air. I am sure it won't affect everyone like it affected me. It is nice to know there are still a few moral people in the world, even if they are the walking dead!

***WARNING***This post contains graphic pics!!

OK so you have been warned...if you continue reading...send me the bill for your therapy....
For father's day this year we took a weekend to Raleigh. It is one of our fav-o-rite places. So here we go...
Doesn't this look like fun? Doesn't it make you want to chance getting stuck and having to call the fire dept to come and rescue a 35 year old women out of the McDonald's play area.....almost.=)

Of course when we go to Raleigh we always have to see the temple. (can't you hear the primary song playing in the background=)

OK Mandi... Nathan does take some pics, but due to my AWESOME editing they don't always make the cut.

Of course it wouldn't be any fun for the Harwards without some pool time...

here are my mermaids and mermen....

here is king Triton working on his tan lines...

(i am sorry=)

This is all you will see of me in my swimsuit!

If I had a better camera I could have got them in mid air...this is semi air...

can I just tell you how much I love life jackets.I could just kiss whoever invented them. Bravo, whoever,bravo.

Emma and her 360s. AWESOME air dude!=)

Have you seen these machines? We love them! We even planned a trip to the zoo just to get our squished pennies!

Again this is another tradition...I have a million pics of this guy and his little friends... but it wasn't until this trip did I learn he isn't a T-Rex....What is he you ask....

Acrocanthosaurus . The Terror of the South... I always thought it was rednecks, but whatever.

Oh what do you do in the summertime?

You know what we do...well we celebrate the glorious day of my birth. I turned 35. People have asked me if it was time to have my mid life crisis yet...hah.. haa...haa..(that is a Woody from Toystory laugh by the way)I will have you know I was very happy to turn 35. I thought I was turning 36.. so see.. hahaa suckers I am a year younger than I thought I was! (I told my teachers I would never use math growing up and I am sticking to my guns!=)
Anywho, for my birthday Nathan won a weekend in the Queen city of Charlotte, NC. So here are some pics...
every trip we go on I take one of Nathan in the car. Here are the tickets for the baseball game.
the Queen City.
We were right at the SC/NC line. So of course we had to go to the welcome center.
As you can see welcome centers are another obsession of mine. I don't know maybe it is all the free pamphlets they give you, because I have about a million of them!
This is our room. Nice TV. (even though I read all weekend. Nathan liked it.)
At the stadium.
Throwing up gang signs. Word to your mother.
This is the meal that poisoned Nathan on Sat.
I know crappy pic, but we got to watch the game from our sky box. Leather couches, popcorn, peanuts, drinks, our own attendant. Nice!
Oh and they had these cute baseballs we took home for the kids. Don't worry they are foam.
Me chillin before the game.
Nathan and Sweet Caroline one of the mascots.
I titled this one...Dude what is in that drink? Or where can I get one?
The home team won 3 to 2. It was a good game.
Oh yeah it was a fireworks night.=)




So needless to say I had a AWESOME birthday!=)