Thursday, October 23, 2008

Jokes of the day


So Nathan called me this morning just a giggling. He had 2 jokes for me so I thought I would give everyone else a giggle too.


Here goes:


~What is blue and smells like red paint?

~blue paint


~What do you call a cow with a twitch?

~Beef jerky


I found this one on the Internet...


One day Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water to cook dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen. "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him. "I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!" "Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared as I am, then that water ain't fit to drink!"


Hope this has made your day a little brighter.

Feel free to leave me any of your jokes, but remember folks let's keep it clean.=)

8 comments:

Mandi said...

I'm sorry I'm not sure I've got any clean ones. . .
Um did you get my cheeseball recipe?

Also I tried to leave a comment forever ago and it wouldn't let me. ?.

dena4kids said...

Yes I got it. Thanks so much I have it locked in my fire safe. I had to take out my kids first pics to fit it in, but I felt it was more important. You know a nessacery loss for the cheeseball.heeehee

As for the blog I had to go in and change it for some reason. Don't ask me why. I have no idea.But it is fixed now.=) hopefully.

dena4kids said...

Ok I know how to spell...not!
I meant necessary. sigh I give up.=)

Marti Family said...

Too cute! Funny Funny!

big8smiley said...

LOL, The paint one really made me laugh today. THANKS!

OK, so I know you will appreciate this - especially because we are AGING!!!

What did one 80 year old boob say to the other 80 year old boob? We'd better shape up or people will think we're nuts!

Was that clean enough?

dena4kids said...

For you Renee...yes that was clean enough! LOL!

Jen said...

Hey, I can FINALLY leave a message! Woo-hoo! Love the "nut" joke! Let's see here...do I know any "clean" jokes???? Can't say that I do!! ROTFL!! Actually I do know a couple, but I'll have to kill ya if I tell ya! Have a great day!

Jen said...

Ok, I've got one.....
What's brown and smells like poop?

Well duh, it's brown poop!!

Blast from the past

and all things denotes there is a God....

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