So Nathan called me this morning just a giggling. He had 2 jokes for me so I thought I would give everyone else a giggle too.
~What is blue and smells like red paint?
~What do you call a cow with a twitch?
I found this one on the Internet...
One day Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water to cook dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen. "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him. "I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!" "Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared as I am, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
Hope this has made your day a little brighter.
Feel free to leave me any of your jokes, but remember folks let's keep it clean.=)